{"id":343,"date":"2015-01-08T22:20:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T22:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2015\/01\/08\/what-ive-learned-about-lucinda\/"},"modified":"2015-01-08T22:20:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T22:20:00","slug":"what-ive-learned-about-lucinda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2015\/01\/08\/what-ive-learned-about-lucinda\/","title":{"rendered":"What I\u2019ve learned about Lucinda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What I\u2019ve learned about Lucinda (Lucy), the dog we&#8217;ve had for about two weeks now:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>She does not like garbage day, because she\u2019s scared of the bins. She thinks they are daleks, about to come alive at any moment and chase her.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>She\u2019s hungry.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>She\u2019s getting up every day at 5 a.m. for a quick stop outside, then will sleep until breakfast and her real walk at 8:30 a.m.<\/li>\n<li>She wants to chase cats &#8211; just to smell their butts.<\/li>\n<li>She loves all other dogs.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>She\u2019s hungry. &nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>She no longer fears moving cars, but the UPS truck is still evil.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>She doesn\u2019t like anyone in a bulky jacket.<\/li>\n<li>She doesn&#8217;t understand the word &#8220;come&#8221; when we&#8217;re in the back yard, and most of the time in the house, but does understand it at the dog park and most other places away-from-home.<\/li>\n<li>She\u2019s hungry.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>She WILL get that laser point moving rapidly across the floor some day. SHE WILL.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>She loves Stefan when he\u2019s wearing jeans or sweatpants and a work shirt or sweat shirt, but she hates his evil twin, the one in the firefighter uniform that shows up some time, when Good Stefan is not around.<\/li>\n<li>She\u2019s hungry. &nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I\u2019ve learned about Lucinda (Lucy), the dog we&#8217;ve had for about two weeks now: She does not like garbage day, because she\u2019s scared of the bins. She thinks they are daleks, about to come alive at any moment and chase her.&nbsp; She\u2019s hungry.&nbsp; She\u2019s getting up every day at 5 a.m. for a quick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}