{"id":378,"date":"2014-07-26T00:34:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T00:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2014\/07\/26\/ukraine-jayne\/"},"modified":"2014-07-26T00:34:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-26T00:34:00","slug":"ukraine-jayne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2014\/07\/26\/ukraine-jayne\/","title":{"rendered":"Ukraine Jayne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, it rhymes!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m going to Kiev, Ukraine, for two months &#8211; all but two days in August and all of September. I&#8217;ll return to the USA oh-so-briefly, then head back to Europe for an already-planned-and-booked vacation in Germany. So, I&#8217;ll pretty much not be in the USA for three months. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be posting about the professional part of <a href=\"http:\/\/coyotecommunications.com\/coyoteblog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">my work here<\/a>, as well as on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coyotecommunications.com\/me\/jayneonline.shtml\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">all my various social media channels<\/a>. Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/coyotecommunications.com\/coyoteblog\/2014\/07\/25\/jayneukraine\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">more about the job<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so looking forward to getting to do this kind of work again! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m excited, I&#8217;m nervous, I&#8217;m thrilled, I&#8217;m scared &#8211; not of the political situation in Ukraine but of meeting the expectations of this job! It&#8217;s a terrific opportunity for me professionally, and I&#8217;m so lucky to have a husband who is thrilled for me to get this chance to do this work again and to visit a city we&#8217;ve both heard amazing things about.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s going to be so different than some of the other work I&#8217;ve done in other countries: I&#8217;ll get to go out to dinner at night if I want, there won&#8217;t be armed guards at the groceries, I won&#8217;t have to wear a head scarf&#8230; woot!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this job comes at a cost:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I will miss Government Cheese in Nashville and all of the wonderful people going to that concert that I was SO looking forward to seeing. I haven&#8217;t seen the Cheese since just a couple of years after I graduated from WKU, way back in the 1800s or something. Anyone want to buy my ticket?<\/li>\n<li>I won\u2019t get to meet someone I&#8217;ve known online for a very long time but haven&#8217;t met face-to-face, that I was SO looking forward to meeting (don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s not creepy)<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t get to help out my Mom as I hoped to in August<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t get to go drinking with my friend Carol back in my hometown in August and catch up on the 30 years since I left&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t get to go to Austin, Texas &#8211; my spiritual home &#8211; in September (flights already booked)<\/li>\n<li>I will miss all of my tomato crop (I&#8217;ve had ONE so far)<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll miss September and October, two of the very prettiest months here in the Pacific Northwest. I&#8217;ll be missing great weather, and lots of great motorcycle riding.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll miss my husband and not-my-cat terribly<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nThat&#8217;s the cost of doing this type of short-term work overseas &#8211; it never happens at a convenient time, and you can&#8217;t anticipate it &#8211; it just happens, BOOM.<\/p>\n<p>The worst part, though, is Delta Airlines: I already have a roundtrip ticket booked with them for Germany, for a vacation with Stefan. My Ukraine contract ends just three days before I was to arrive in Germany from the USA in October. You would think Delta would simply let me keep that ticket &#8211; already paid for &#8211; and then just not use the USA to Germany part, allowing me to simply&nbsp;buy a flight&nbsp;from Kiev to Frankfurt, and then using just the return ticket &#8211; again, it&#8217;s all already paid for. And you would be WRONG. Unless I fly out from the USA to Germany, I would pay almost $5000 for the flight back from Germany to the USA! If I don&#8217;t show up for the outbound flight, they will cancel my return ticket! So I have to fly all the way back to the USA from Ukraine, stay TWO days, and get right back on a plane for Europe. Can you believe it?!? There is no logic for this. None. None whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s my big news. And once this job is over, I will have, at last, pulled in a yearly income in 2014 above the poverty line, for the first time since moving back to the USA in 2009! Woot! Of course, 80% of the income has been European&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, it rhymes! Yes, I&#8217;m going to Kiev, Ukraine, for two months &#8211; all but two days in August and all of September. I&#8217;ll return to the USA oh-so-briefly, then head back to Europe for an already-planned-and-booked vacation in Germany. So, I&#8217;ll pretty much not be in the USA for three months. I&#8217;ll be posting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}