{"id":443,"date":"2012-03-25T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-25T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2012\/03\/25\/march-madness\/"},"modified":"2025-01-08T07:29:52","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T15:29:52","slug":"march-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2012\/03\/25\/march-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"March Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jaynecravens\/1115860218\/\" title=\"Ayoibi Handicraft Store 10 by jcravens, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.staticflickr.com\/1100\/1115860218_b44d658302_n.jpg\" alt=\"Ayoibi Handicraft Store 10\" align=\"left\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a>You may remember that, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coyotecommunications.com\/travel\/afghanistan\/\">when I lived in Kabul, Afghanistan<\/a>, I visited a leather shop and had a purse custom made to my specifications. My office mate went on to form a partnership with the owner and now helps him design and sell gorgeous bags, other leather goods and other handicrafts. <a href=\"http:\/\/gundara.com\/SHOP\/blog\">By buying from Gundara<\/a>, you not only get a unique, gorgeous item, you help support local people in Afghanistan. And a big thank you to my friends who have bought items from Gundara already!<\/p>\n<p>If you are in Kabul, the shop is in the plaza across from the India Embassy.<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/>I want to do <a href=\"http:\/\/riders-experience.org\/\">this motorcycle trip in Africa to see the work of Riders for Health<\/a> so badly my heart hurts.<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jaynecravens\/7003339949\/\" title=\"Han Solo is watching me? by jcravens, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7123\/7003339949_d201c3d799_m.jpg\" alt=\"Han Solo is watching me?\" align=\"left\" height=\"184\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a>Han Solo is watching me&#8230; This is what I look like in my home office. Always under the watchful eye of Han Solo. And Agent Mulder (can you see him there? he&#8217;s there&#8230;). And Shrek and Fiona. I&#8217;m a geek.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to buy a toy tiara and start wearing it every day around the  house, particularly during video conference calls for work. Because I  can.<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/>Want to make a Kentucky Atheist angry? Show up at my door to proselytize during March Madness. WWJD? Not do that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jaynecravens\/6865501812\/\" title=\"Senior Citizen UK Fan by jcravens, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7051\/6865501812_f59e572385_n.jpg\" alt=\"Senior Citizen UK Fan\" align=\"right\" height=\"320\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a>This is not one of my grandmothers. But this IS one of the residents of  the apartment complex for seniors where they live in Henderson, Kentucky. I try to explain to  people that it&#8217;s just NOT a retirement home in the way you might think a  retirement home is, and people don&#8217;t believe me. Maybe this photo will  explain it. It will at least explain what March  Madness is like in  Kentucky. GO BIG BLUE!!!!<\/p>\n<p>FYI, <span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">two<\/span> players from the greater Portland metropolitan area are on Kentucky&#8217;s  team. I never, ever would have thought of this area as a basketball recruiting  ground. They just aren&#8217;t that into basketball around here. And while football is popular here, you just do not see anywhere near the craziness and devotion to teams the way you do in the South or Midwest.<\/p>\n<p>And on a related note: wonder what Prime Minister Cameron thought of that WKU game that kicked off March Madness&#8230; and wonder what he thought of Big Red?<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/>Check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/coyotetrips\/7009656461\/in\/photostream\">VERY scary malware Stefan had on his computer<\/a>. <span js>Note that this attempt to compromise his account happened AFTER he logged in to check his bank account balance! I&#8217;m really ticked off that his employer&#8217;s IT department didn&#8217;t do any research, just immediately claimed it was the bank that had been compromised, not Stefan&#8217;s lap top. I did an Internet search and found out the truth. I really do not like doing other people&#8217;s jobs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/>Don Julio Gonz\u00e1lez Estrada, creator and founder of Tequila Don Julio  passed away. I will never forget the bottle of Don Julio my friends <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jaynecravens\/3079788723\/in\/set-72157602473075495\"> Sharron and Ron<\/a> brought us for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jaynecravens\/sets\/72157602473075495\/\">our wedding<\/a>, schlepping it all the way  from Texas to Germany. Oh how we enjoyed that&#8230;. glad the tequila will  live on.<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/>Last week, the cooking expert on Portland local TV just said &#8220;Add Qweso.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/>This year &#8211; last week, in fact &#8212; is the anniversary of the publication of Harriet Beecher Stowe&#8217;s novel <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Uncle Tom&#8217;s Cabin<\/span>. It was  published in 1852. I never read it in school or at university &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coyotecommunications.com\/books\/stowe.html\">I read I just a  few years ago<\/a>, in fact. And it was nothing at all like I thought it  would be.<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/>Tweet from Will Ferrell \/ @RealFerrellWill :<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I live n a country where a  chick that threw flour on Kim Kardashian was arrested on site But the  man who KILLED Trayvon Martin is still free<\/span><br style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/>If you know me, you know that I don&#8217;t like teenagers. I fear them. No matter the color, no matter the gender, hoodie or not. I&#8217;ve had teens &#8211; and pre-teens &#8211; start saying the most awful things to me for no reason other than I happened to be standing near them or walking by. I&#8217;ve had them grab me &#8211; my breasts, my ass &#8211; and I&#8217;ve had them do that one-foot-forward-stomp, like they are going to come after me. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">But when I see a teen in my neighborhood, hoodie or not, I do not freakin&#8217; jump in my car and follow him or her!<\/span> I don&#8217;t walk behind him\/her\/them and confront him\/her\/them; I look out the window and give a very suspicious look ala <span>Gladys Kravitz. <\/span>If I was <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">really<\/span> scared or worried, I&#8217;d call the police &#8211; but I&#8217;d stay <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">in<\/span> my car or my house. Whether or not this was a case of racism, it was most certainly a case of stupidity on the shooter&#8217;s part, a <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">criminal<\/span> case of extreme over-reaction &#8211; and warranted way, WAY more investigation on the part of the police.<\/p>\n<p>And, for the record, I&#8217;m working on trying to not pre-judge teens, despite so many bad experiences with them. I&#8217;ve noticed they become very disarmed when I look them right in the eye and say, in a loud voice, &#8220;Good morning!&#8221; And most of them have been really, really wonderful when I&#8217;m walking a dog or two.<\/p>\n<p>But they still need to stay off my lawn.<\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);\">*   *   *<\/span><\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.politicususa.com\/red-state-porn-rick-santorum\/\">5 of the Top 6 Porn Consuming Red States Have Voted For Rick Santorum<\/a>. So Santorum voters in the South are both hypocrites <span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">and<\/span> women-haters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may remember that, when I lived in Kabul, Afghanistan, I visited a leather shop and had a purse custom made to my specifications. My office mate went on to form a partnership with the owner and now helps him design and sell gorgeous bags, other leather goods and other handicrafts. 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