{"id":466,"date":"2011-08-26T20:15:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T20:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2011\/08\/26\/the-horror-of-beauty-pageants\/"},"modified":"2025-01-05T20:11:00","modified_gmt":"2025-01-05T20:11:00","slug":"the-horror-of-beauty-pageants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2011\/08\/26\/the-horror-of-beauty-pageants\/","title":{"rendered":"The Horror of Beauty Pageants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I had some really great reasons already to hate beauty pageants. And then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UkBmhM0R2A0&amp;feature=youtu.be\">someone shared this video with me<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Watch the ENTIRE thing. Watch it and either laugh or cry, your choice.<\/p>\n<p>And after you have spent those 15 minutes you can ever get back, and lost your faith in the USA <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">again<\/span>, check out this hilarious, and much shorter, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU&amp;feature=youtu.be\">parody video<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span js>I&#8217;m going to stop believing in plate-tectonics, therefore, I will now believe earthquakes are caused by trolls throwing raves.<\/span><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I had some really great reasons already to hate beauty pageants. And then someone shared this video with me. Watch the ENTIRE thing. Watch it and either laugh or cry, your choice. And after you have spent those 15 minutes you can ever get back, and lost your faith in the USA again, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[980,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","category-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1081,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions\/1081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}