{"id":76,"date":"2021-11-27T00:13:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-27T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2021\/11\/27\/thanksgiving-day-2021\/"},"modified":"2025-01-08T07:54:20","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T15:54:20","slug":"thanksgiving-day-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/2021\/11\/27\/thanksgiving-day-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving Day 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"

8 a.m.: Create a Facebook album for 22 memes that I think are hilarious and need to be shared. Responses are many and positive. <\/p>\n

10:30 a.m.: Walk the dogs. <\/p>\n

11 a.m.: Make deviled eggs for the first time. Take a photo to show just how serious I am about this endeavor. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/div>\n

Finish. Eat one broken egg to ensure I’ve done it all properly, share on egg with Stefan so he’s not left out, chill the rest. <\/p>\n

noon: Put turkey in oven, clean kitchen, listen to Alice’s Restaurant twice, singing along to the chorus every time. <\/p>\n

2 p.m. Sautee green beans in chopped garlic and onions. <\/p>\n

2:30 p.m. Prepare green bean casserole to bake<\/p>\n

3:15 p.m. Take turkey out of oven, put in green bean casserole, begin chaos of trying to steam cauliflower, boil potatoes, make gravy and cook stuffing, all at the same time. <\/p>\n

4:15 p.m. Somehow serve everything on time, at the same time<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/div>\n

Food on the table: Turkey, gravy, stuffing, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes with mashed cauliflower snuck in, deviled eggs and champagne. Meal was followed by pecan pie (which I did NOT make myself). <\/p>\n

Afterwards, put everything away in tupperware, fill dishwasher and press “start”, boil turkey carcass to make broth and watch half of part one of Get Back<\/i>. Collapse into bed at 9:30. <\/p>\n

So much to be thankful for: a beautiful, stable, peaceful home with someone I love. A table with an abundance of delicious food, on ceramic plates made in Stefan’s hometown, H\u00f6hr-Grenzhausen, Germany, on placements from Central America, on a table cloth from Kandahar, Afghanistan. We’re all connected whether we want to admit it or not. <\/p>\n

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

8 a.m.: Create a Facebook album for 22 memes that I think are hilarious and need to be shared. Responses are many and positive.  10:30 a.m.: Walk the dogs.  11 a.m.: Make deviled eggs for the first time. Take a photo to show just how serious I am about this endeavor.  Finish. Eat one broken […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[978],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pnw"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1222,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/1222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coyotebroad.com\/blawg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}